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Arguably, some things used to be easier before the digital age. Back in school, for example, when you wanted to ask someone out, you'd just pa...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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I'll stop wearing black

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The closet of a nerd is truly a dark place to be in. Not because of potential clutter, but rather because nerds prefer one colour in particular: bl...

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I'm with stupid

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Quite possibly the last thing you'd expect of your t-shirt is it coming to life and starting to talk. And insulting you. All day long. Well, looks ...

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Ich bin Admin

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Many people see administrators as a kind of Matrix god. They sit in front of computers, typing away like mad in completely unspectacular looking te...

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Ich habe Potential

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Many of us have heard at school - or later in life - what potential we have if we just tried harder. But it should be clear that potential depends ...

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

Ich zitiere Tolkien

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As a true Tolkien fan, you can of course recite the complete works of the British author by heart. At every opportunity you can think of a suitable...

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if you can read this

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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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Immature

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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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In meinem Alltag kommt die "Bild"-Zeitung nicht vor

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Anyone who has even vaguely followed the reporting on the corona virus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later. The ...

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In Science We Trust

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Faith in God can be an issue. Most of the scientists around here won't accept it as a basis of their existence. Often enough, faith stands in ...

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Ingress Keep Calm

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Just lost a portal? First, take a deep breath. You'll regret any outbursts. Just think of the consequences of an augmented reality player who loses...

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Ingress Reading

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So tell us... are you enlightened? Or part of the resistance? Well, just make sure you never lose sight of your territory. Get distracted for one m...

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Installing social skills

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We can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...

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Integrate Yourself

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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

Intellectual Badass

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At some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...

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Intelligence - Stephen Hawking Quote

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Isn't it amazing what the human brain is capable of? Not only has it secured us our place at the top of the food chain, it can also adapt extremely...

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Invisibility Cloak

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An invisibility cloak... Oh, how good would that be? Think of the places you could sneak into and hide out?!The only thing is, it might not always ...

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islieb - Fassungslosigkeit

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islieb - Heute zünde ich die ganze Scheiße an

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islieb - Mach was du willst

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It compiles, let's sell it!

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At times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...

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It is complex

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" Why can't we be together ?"... because "It is complex."Has this ever happen to you? You wanted to be together with someo...

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It Works On My Machine

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Anyone who's ever developed a program knows that just because it works on one person's computer, doesn't means it works on another! Given the almos...

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IT-Afro

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Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...

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Japanese Hacker

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The word hacker in Japanese on a shirt. The characters are pronounced "hakka" (with a small pause between the k, i.e. "hak (pause) ka").

Jesus saves

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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

Jurassic Run

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It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

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Just a Normal Game

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Parents and noobs will be baffled by this shirt... What does that mean again? No, gg doesn't stand for double-grin.In the end, it doesn't...

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keep it real

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Mathematician Geeks are now able to express their opinions regarding imaginary numbers and imaginary things in general with this keep it real shirt...

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Kein Backup - Kein Mitleid

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will know what the following situation is like: "Can you help me? My computer crashed and I can't get to a...

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No bonus card

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The shirt for everyone who is annoyed by questions about bonus cards.

Kleinphi macht auch Mist

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This shirt makes sense in German only :) Please change to German to learn more about this product.

Klingon Your mother

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The Klingon curse "Your mother has a flat forehead!" (speak: Hab SoSlI' Quch!) in Klingon language and font on a shirt.This is the worst curse for ...

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Knock Knock Knock Penny

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Sheldon: (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny? (knock, knock, knock) Penny?Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of t...

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