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Portal Merchandise

Thought testing was over? Wrong! Check out our Portal merch collection: t-shirts no Turret will ignore and gadgets that would make even GLaDOS jealous.
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Got yourself a mechanical keyboard? Then you know they're well-known for their high quality and their good typing feel. A Das Keyboard, a Filco or ...

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This product is only availabe in German.

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Not everyone who promises you cake are good guys...Explanation: The slogan is part of a computer game that promises you cake at the end of the game...

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What's worse than involuntarily becoming part of a sadistic series of physics tests? When the damn AI promises you cake, but you don't get any. Now...

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The cake is a lie – that’s the bitter realisation waiting for you at the end of a well-known teleportation video-game series. Fittingly, this messa...

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Imagine waking up one day and not being in your bed but in a clinical white room that's under constant surveillance by cameras... as if you've unwi...

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How do you ruin a gamer's day? You tell him that the save game is broken, the princess is in another castle and the cake is a lie. With this sticke...

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There're those tricky situations when you have to ask yourself what would one of your heroes do? Only, heroes can be a bit boring and predicta...

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When it comes to charms, we nerds usually think of powerful spells in pen-and-paper games, the counterpart to the Strange Quark or simply a certain...

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The weighted Companion Cube has a special place in the heart of everyone who has ever played the video game Portal. This sweet, faithful, unassumin...

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