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Here you will find all the outerwear that a nerd's heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts of radio and television franchises.
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IT-Afro
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Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admins at R...

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Broken Image
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As you can see, you can't see... well, anything! ;) You know what we mean: You're online... You click on a cool looking thumbnail... and ...

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Helvetica
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The perfect shirt to confuse your designer friends: The word Helvetica in the font of Comic Sans.

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This woman is not available
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This is a shirt for the girls with German text.It says: "This woman is not available in your life. I am sorry" referring to the text that appears w...

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That is impossible
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Don't you agree that it's annoying that so many people speak before they think? This shirt may help you in your struggle against the non-thinkers! :)

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CSS Ninja
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If real life obeyed CSS code, things would be easier...

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Jesus saves
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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

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Wir sind die Borg
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Some has to say it this cleary.

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Life is too short for 56k
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Do you know the situation? After a long year of work, you are really looking forward to your next holiday. So you book a great hotel and you make s...

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Asteroids Shirt
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Did you start playing computer games in the eighties? Then you certainly know the game Asteroids. By the way, the game was developed in 1979 and At...

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Latex
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If you've had OpenOffice up and running for ages, then maybe it's because you write your letters with Latex? If this is the case, then yo...

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Black holes
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Even God also makes errors while calculating - it's a pity that this mistake destroys whole planets.

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reset peer guy
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There has to be an end to this dumb "Connection reset by peer".

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software is like sex
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This quote by Linus is dead-on :)

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May the source be with you
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On the one hand, this might be understood as a parody on Star Wars, but it is also so much more: an ideal of the open source movement. If you cann...

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cd pub; more beer
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If you think shells live on the beach, and a console to you is a video game, this shirt is probably not really meant for you. But... if you have ev...

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You have to move...
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Unfortunately, the majority of people doesn't, and they are satisfied with it. Maybe some people notice if they see you with this shirt...

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I love my geek
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They really exist; and they're growing in numbers day by day - women who love geeks..For all those women who don't know what's so gr...

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Team Moderna
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Ever since the vaccinations began, people have posted photos of their vaccination patches and vaccination cards online. But the patch is quickly go...

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How I met the Batman
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Anyone familiar with the American sitcom in which Ted tells his children the nine-seasons-long story of who their mother is will certainly have not...

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I made it to 2022
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It can seem a little odd. Not to mention entertaining how people imagined the year 2022 just a couple of decades ago: flying cars in every garage, ...

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Team BioNTech/Pfizer
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Ever since the vaccinations began, people have posted photos of their vaccination patches and vaccination cards online. But the patch is quickly go...

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Sicherheitsabstand einhalten Erzaehlmirnix
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This product is only available in German.

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In meinem Alltag kommt die "Bild"-Zeitung nicht vor
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Anyone who has even vaguely followed the reporting on the corona virus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later. The ...

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Economists do it with Models
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Most of the jobs we geeks and nerds have are not typically associated with fame or glamour. No matter how important and interesting a job might be,...

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This meme is not available in your country
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On 26.03.2019, the EU Parliament decided to destroy the Internet and make memes virtually impossible via upload filters.With this t-shirt you can a...

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Can I go now
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Of all the stereotypes and prejudices about us nerds and geeks, one actually tends to be true: we don't exactly like to be anywhere but at home. No...

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Scoops Ahoy
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After battling monsters from a weird parallel world, there's nothing more refreshing than a nice big bowl of ice cream! Unfortunately, Hawkins, Ind...

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Cthulhu's Horoscope
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Cthulhu's Horoscope

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No Go
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Over the last couple of months, a fascinating phenomenon has taken over the world... No not the wonderful US election...Have you noticed how former...

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Hackzogtum
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This is the official shirt of the Hackzogtum association from Coburg. More information is available at www.hackzogtum-coburg.de 2 EUR of the sales ...

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Ruhr Phoenix
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The Ruhr Phoenixes are a special kind of Quidditch players resident in Bochum. They like to travel north and south in order to compete in major Qui...

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Midi-Chlorians
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Computer owners and producers just love to show off all the good stuff inside their PC cases, and everybody who invests in a new microprocessor wil...

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Hooray Sports
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Did you see that ridiculous display last night?The perfect start for a manly conversation about sports!Of course, you need to dress right, but you ...

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Just a Normal Game
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Parents and noobs will be baffled by this shirt... What does that mean again? No, gg doesn't stand for double-grin.In the end, it doesn't...

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Ingress Keep Calm
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Just lost a portal? First, take a deep breath. You'll regret any outbursts. Just think of the consequences of an augmented reality player who loses...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.