Description Doormat Three-Headed Monkey
"I am Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate!,
(ok ok, yes, I am just starting to become one, but those are just details).
Straightforward and focused, I pursue my goal. Both in puzzling and fighting, nothing can distract me, except... except that stupid three-headed monkey! ARGH!
It's also kind of dumb that no one except me has ever seen it, maybe I should think about that... but maybe not. The phrase Behind you, a three-headed monkey works on others too. Mostly, anyway.
What, you think I fight unfairly and just cheat my way through? Tsss. That's not quite true, but if Otis can do it, so can I, right."
And you can too ;) Next time a visitor rings your doorbell, they will surely turn around at the sight of your Three-Headed Monkey Doormat and you will gain time for an unexpected first strike. But be careful who you want to hit. It's not always advisable ;) It's best to stick to the puzzles if you want to play it safe. The monkey always looks great either way.
