Description Portal 2 Aperture Labs Shower Curtain
As is widely known, the history of Aperture Laboratories goes back to a single, all-changing product: The shower curtain.
10 years after Cave Johnson received his diploma as a shower curtain salesman, Aperture Science began producing this wonderful bathroom enhancement. Even a portal prototype was experimented with at that time. For hygiene reasons.
Replicas of the shower curtain, which was the trigger for portal technology and much more, can now be purchased. We forward the orders directly to Aperture Laboratories, where each curtain is made by highly decorated scientists and tested for suitability.
Special emphasis, as an employee with the identifier GlaDOS assured us, is placed on ensuring that no deadly mercury components are included in the product, so that the accident Cave Johnson tragically suffered remains an isolated case. Thus, nothing stands in the way of carefree cleaning enjoyment in the service of science.
