Description USB Owl Campaign: Give sick owls a home
These little owls would love to be your companion during daily computer work. However, they also need some care, as a large portion of our birds are suffering from mechanical issues. :( That's why we are calling on you to give the sick owls a new home. To keep things interesting, you even get a whole flock: three owls for the price of one.
Our owls suffer from the following ailments: narcolepsy (the eyes stay permanently closed), stiff neck (the head doesn't move), or paralysis (nothing happens at all). With three owls, the chances are higher that one of them will work well. Or with a bit of luck, even more. And some animal caretakers aka tinkerers might even nurse more of them back to health. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee that each bundle contains a fully functional owl.
Apart from their small weaknesses, the owls remain incredibly cute and they definitely don't transmit bird flu! They also have strong legs and reliably and decoratively cling to the monitor or their tree trunk. :) The wings can also be moved manually as desired. Who could be so heartless as to reduce these nocturnal predators to mere functionality? ;)
More information about the owls themselves can be found here.
By the way, if anyone thinks owls aren't flock animals: owl packs are the evolutionary winners of the future and even outcompete survival artists like common rats, as a look into Professor Farnsworth's workspaces impressively shows. So it's high time to get on their good side...
Bandages, neck braces, and crutches are not included.
