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‘See no evil, hear no evil,speak no evil’, often depicted as three monkeys, comes from an old Japanese proverb that is borrowed from the Analects o...

Cosmic creatures of horror have to keep up with the times, just like everyone else. Which is how come the title of legendary horror writer H.P. Lov...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - In his house, dead Cthulhu of R'lyeh waits dreaming."Maybe you know the feeling of waking up ...

If you think the greatest danger that could await you under the water surface is a great white shark, you are mistaken. It's true that H.P. Lovecra...

In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. The Great Old One Cthulhu must also realise this. For a long time...

iä iä cthulhu fhtagnWith the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the great Cthulhu!

Welcome to the 374th meeting of the Friends of R'lyeh, fellow cultists! Before we continue to the main point on today's agenda, the summoning of ou...

If anyone knows about sleeping, it’s the Grand Old Cthulhu, who has been slumbering in R’lyeh for aeons, waiting to finally bring the world under h...

It's safe to say that the Necronomicon (lit. translation: concerning the rites/laws of the dead), an arcane tome envisioned by H.P. Lovecraft, is t...

The sole goal of the Great Old One, Cthulhu, is, and has always been, to return to Earth and usher in the destruction of humankind. Fortunately for...

Even the youngest amongst our peace-loving religious community (also known as "cult") knows that Cthulhu, the Great Old One from H.P. Lovecraft's p...

According to the American author H.P. Lovecraft, it is only a matter of time before the apocalypse is upon us. For of all the Great Old Ones coming...

Classic horror author H.P. Lovecraft is mostly known for his stories about the indescribable: colours from space, massive stone blocks in the middl...

Cthulhu's Horoscope

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From time to time, one stumbles across the conspiracy theory that big corporations want to control people with the help of shady ingredients in pro...

Let Cthulhu into your life... and from now on, live your life in obedience to the most famous monster from famed horror author H.P. Lovecraft. The ...