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Very few poems have managed to gain huge popularity in multiple languages at the same time. After all, with each translation, a piece of the magic ...

‘See no evil, hear no evil,speak no evil’, often depicted as three monkeys, comes from an old Japanese proverb that is borrowed from the Analects o...

Ever since astronautics became a thing, humanity has invented stories about the things that await them out there in space. Of course, there are fun...

Anyone who doesn’t get goosebumps all over their body at the sight of this picture is either as hard-boiled as Ellen Ripley and her team or doesn’t...

With this shirt, you can become a horrible zombie within the blink of an eye. Therefore, you just have to pull the shirt over your head which will ...

Originally, the experiment colloquially referred to as “Schrödinger’s Cat” was supposed to demonstrate a problem of quantum mechanics. Today, it’s ...

It's simply amazing how new life is created: first, a small facehugger jumps out of its egg and gives the mother a really long hug. After that, a t...

Without a doubt, unicorns are the friendliest and fluffiest of all mythical creatures. Magic, rainbows, glitter ... they've got the whole package. ...

Cosmic creatures of horror have to keep up with the times, just like everyone else. Which is how come the title of legendary horror writer H.P. Lov...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn - In his house, dead Cthulhu of R'lyeh waits dreaming."Maybe you know the feeling of waking up ...

If you think the greatest danger that could await you under the water surface is a great white shark, you are mistaken. It's true that H.P. Lovecra...

In the digital age, old gods are no longer as popular as they were 100 years ago. The Great Old One Cthulhu must also realise this. For a long time...

iä iä cthulhu fhtagnWith the Cthulhu Fish shirt, you'll be recognizable at first sight by like-minded worshippers of the great Cthulhu!

Welcome to the 374th meeting of the Friends of R'lyeh, fellow cultists! Before we continue to the main point on today's agenda, the summoning of ou...

If anyone knows about sleeping, it’s the Grand Old Cthulhu, who has been slumbering in R’lyeh for aeons, waiting to finally bring the world under h...

It's safe to say that the Necronomicon (lit. translation: concerning the rites/laws of the dead), an arcane tome envisioned by H.P. Lovecraft, is t...

The sole goal of the Great Old One, Cthulhu, is, and has always been, to return to Earth and usher in the destruction of humankind. Fortunately for...

Even the youngest amongst our peace-loving religious community (also known as "cult") knows that Cthulhu, the Great Old One from H.P. Lovecraft's p...

According to the American author H.P. Lovecraft, it is only a matter of time before the apocalypse is upon us. For of all the Great Old Ones coming...

Classic horror author H.P. Lovecraft is mostly known for his stories about the indescribable: colours from space, massive stone blocks in the middl...

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Surviving a winter in the complete darkness of Antarctica is strenuous enough. Add aliens to the mix and it becomes critical! But the researchers ...

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If you‘ve never watched or read Death Note, you should DO. IT. NOW. The story about a book that allows you to kill people by simply writing their n...

Tanjiro is a hero, no question about it. Not only does he hunt demons to protect people from them, but he also does everything he can to save his l...

The word “Doom” actually has a very dark meaning, though many gamers’ eyes light up when they hear it, thanks to nostalgic memories of the first-pe...

27 years after the terrible events in Derry, Pennywise returns – and with him the "Losers' Club" to finally destroy the monster. It won't be easy, ...

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Just quickly head out to the supermarket, grab some snacks and go back home – sounds like a good plan, right? If only you had not forgotten your fa...

What happens when a cute and magical unicorn is bitten by a gruesome zombie? It turns into a zombie corn! Gone are the days when it shot rainbows a...

The little facehugger from an alien movie on this button just wants to provide more love and guaranteed safe hugs. How cute!

Originally, the letter combination on the Geek Pin REDRUM was a warning against an axe murderer gone mad. Hopefully this meaning is not relevant to...

If there is one location where you certainly would not expect Godzilla to show up, it's your kitchen. After all, the famous giant lizard is usually...

What do you think of when someone says “Destroyer of the World”? Probably not a marshmallow mannequin that’s about 35 metres tall.Unless, of course...

Of course you can love the Godzilla franchise simply because they are cool horror films. But true fans know that there is a lot more behind the mon...

"The arrogance of humans is to believe that we have nature under control, and not the other way around."A new threat is rising from the depths of y...